And now a statement from our Archorator regarding the missing citizens.
The Directorate has been aware for some time now of an increase in citizens being declared as Unlocatable.
Speaking as your Archorator I would like to address this issue.
Those who would like to report a citizen as Unlocatable must report their statement to their local surgery forthwith.
All information necessary to identify the whereabouts and reasoning behind their lack of locatability must be declared within this statement in order for successful location.
Information and detail on their associates is also of considerable importance. Those
with vital detail on certain citizens will be compensated in an appropriate manner.
From information corralled pertinent to the matter, those vulnerable to Unlocatablity are likely to be those of unstable thoughts, physical irregularity, financial ephemerity and political disruptiveness.
The Directorate naturally shares the concerns and anxieties of those who have been sociobereaved in this manner.
Special arrangements have been made for the sociobereaved to receive counsel and positive mental reorientation at this time.