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- “@andrew_w_actor: @Dismempire nah, The Directorate is more like the arse end of the empire!!' Reorientation is obviously required #, 2013/03/27
- @andrew_w_actor there is no cleavage, there is only the Directorate #, 2013/03/27
- The Empire is seeping into your world soon... #Voicebox #DE4D #, 2013/03/22
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A Sinister Discovery
Executive Sinister has found the following remains of a torn letter inside the Directorate Offices: See we may be living in an age of pain and you have everyone and the barman’s son all creeped up but there is something … Continue reading
Illumination Day Opportunities
“The light will always shine on the Directorate Empire” This year’s Illumination Day celebrations will be launched on Hope Street on the 26th of November, 11am to 5pm. Directorate recruitment officers will be present with indentureship forms. The Directorate has … Continue reading
Our Arch Orator makes a statement regarding the Unlocatable Citizens
And now a statement from our Archorator regarding the missing citizens. The Directorate has been aware for some time now of an increase in citizens being declared as Unlocatable. Speaking as your Archorator I would like to address this issue. … Continue reading
Missing: Archibald Dalthwaite
A Mr Archibald Dalthwaite has been reported as un-locatable. Dalthwaite was known to many in the locality as procuring an income through artistic ventures, mainly of the auditory variety. His music has been described as the sort known to cause … Continue reading
Notice of Extraordinary General Meeting
Notice is hereby given that an Extraordinary General Meeting of Shareholders of the Edison Illuminating Company will be held at the Company Headquarters at The Old Stable Yard, Smithdown Lane, Liverpool, L7 3EE, on 7th and 8th of October 2011. The … Continue reading
Public broadcast from the Arch-Orator. Information relevant to you, powered by you!
I hereby declare this article specific for family units and their senior members. Please ensure that young members of your family unit do not subject themselves to melodic, rhythmic or lyrical content that is deemed obfuscatory, unseemly, or designed (with … Continue reading
Teslarist threat level raised to ‘Severe’
Purple Hand activity has been on the increase, with specific threats made against the Company Headquarters and Williamson Tunnels Crystal Birthing Pools in Liverpool. Security has been increased in and around the headquarters for the safety of all imperial staff … Continue reading
Imperial Servants Under Compromise Agreements
All imperial staff are reminded that talking about reallocated staff relocated under compromise agreements is an act of gross misconduct under Directorate guidelines. All staff who refuse to follow Directorate guidelines will be required to report to Doctor Duncan’s laboratory … Continue reading
New Motivationals Released
The Arch-Motivator has now published release 14 of the Motivations of Edison. This latest release corrects some of the errors accidentally printed in release 13 and reveals new discoveries from Authentic Edisonian Papers recently discovered in the Williamson Tunnels. All … Continue reading
Crystal Birthing Rate Increased by 37%
The Directorate today announced an increase of 37% in the Crystal Birthing Rate in the Edison Illuminating Company. This squashed all speculation that the Galvanic-Mesmeric crystals are in short supply. The Directorate has also proudly announced today that this increased … Continue reading



